its not stalking. its research.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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