People in love make me want to vomit
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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