I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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