I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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