Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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