when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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