You were right. It hurts to walk today.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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