I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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