Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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