I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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