I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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