I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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