Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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