another moral hangover. fuck.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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