? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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