i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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