God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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