good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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