it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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