Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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