Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
