nut hugger
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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