The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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