i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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