found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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