Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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