Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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