Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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