How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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