Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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