Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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