i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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