I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she peed on how many people?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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