mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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