i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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