Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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