Christians are straight up FREAKS
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
