She's JV to your varsity
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
