Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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