So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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