Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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