There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I love you. Go after that dick
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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