drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
