I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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