Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize