i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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