I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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