worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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