so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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