Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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