Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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