he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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