he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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