I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Acid is not a monday night drug
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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