wat bout pragnant strippers??
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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